Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007
Number 10 :
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the
slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them
for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks.
Number 6
Some
people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you >>shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel
stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the
weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took
acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1
THOUGHT FOR 2007:
Why is it that we can pay a guy millions to chase a ball around, but we don't have enough money to feed the starving people of the world.
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