a. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

b. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before

c. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

d. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

e. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris must be in Seine

f. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

g. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

h. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

i. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

j. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

k. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

l. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

m. Definition of a will: A dead give away.

n. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

o. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

p. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

q. If you don't pay your exorcist, you'll be repossessed.

r. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

s. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

t. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

u. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

v. Every calendar's days are numbered.

w. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

x. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

y. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

z. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

AND:

aa. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

ab. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

ac. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

ad. Acupuncture is a jab well done.



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