Email This Week

Each Week (On Sunday) I will post my favorite Email received during the Week. Feel Free to pass them along.
Enjoy! Have a GREAT DAY and KEEP SMILING.

Read slowly--it may take a while for the light to shine, but these are rather clever!

1. ARBITRATOR:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE:
What a bullfighter tried to do.

3. BERNADETTE:
The act of torching a mortgage.

4. BURGLARIZE:
What a crook sees with.

5. CONTROL:
A short, ugly inmate.

6. COUNTERFEITERS:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7. ECLIPSE:
What an English barber does for a living.

8. EYEDROPPER:
A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9. HEROES:
What a guy in a boat does.

10. LEFTBANK:
What the robber did when his bag was full of money.

11. MISTY:
How golfers create divots.

12. PARADOX:
Two physicians.

13. PARASITES:
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

14. PHARMACIST:
A helper on the farm.

15. POLARIZE:
What penguins see with.

16. PRIMATE:
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. RELIEF:
What trees do in the Spring.

18. RUBBERNECK:
What you do to relax your wife.

19. SELFISH:
What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. SUDAFED:
Brought litigation against a government official







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